I am not known for my energy. In fact, if I could trademark laziness, I would!
So, when it comes to setting the stage for romance I really don’t want to put in a whole lot of effort. After all, I’ll need what little energy I have for the huffing and puffing that comes later…
Is it only me that feels like that? Surely not.
Just in case you feel the same, here are some of my favourite tools for a romantic environment – without raising a sweat.
These are fantastic. Just hit the button and they light up. I can do it without having to get out of my chair! Best of all, there is no mess and no smell because there is no flame! These are real wax candles but instead of a wick they have little LED lights that create the glow. You can even choose from a range of scented candles to perfume your boudoir. Make mine gardenia, please.
Well you need to be feeling relaxed and flexible for a good roll in the hay, don’t you? Well, that’s what you can tell him. You really need a massage to help you get into the mood. A hot stone massage would be just perfect. All you have to do is lie there while he places the heated stones on you. This Spa Hot Rocks set comes with instructions so he will know exactly what to do.
Once it’s all over you’ll need a good hot drink to help you recover your energy. That means that you want one that doesn’t involve hard work like stirring in your sugar. Luckily I have found a mug that is perfect for post-coital recovery. It’s the self stirring mug and it’s wonderful.
Now all you need is someone to tuck you into bed so you can have a good night’s sleep and you’ll be set for another hard day of being adored tomorrow.